Color me RED!

What you think when you see this video?




A. Oh, look, that nice lady is trying to show us that she is wearing the same T-shirt! Must be a fan of musical theater...

B. Oh my God, a crazy woman is chasing me across a parking lot, trying to show me her breasts! Run for your life!

Yes, well, I was going for "A", but the answer is apparently "B". I was at the grocery store and saw a woman with her husband in the parking lot. She was wearing her "Wicked" t-shirt and so was I. I made the above motion so as to (wordlessly) point out our shared taste in clothing and entertainment. The problem is, she didn't see me, only her husband did, and he had NO IDEA what I was doing. From the appalled and terrified look on his face, he thought I was coming on to him and (insanely) pointing out my rack.

When I realized this, I tried harder to get him to understand my innocent intentions, but he, um, started running. I didn't want to leave him with the wrong impression, so I yelled, "We are wearing the same t-shirt!", except he and I were not clad alike, so it didn't help. I slunk into the store, blushing from head to toe.

Sadly, this is not even my MOST embarrassing moment. I'll tell you that another time.

Blushing Breasts (Tandoori)

1 cup plain yogurt, divided
1/4 tsp ground cloves
1 tsp salt
1/2 tablespoon cinnamon
1 small jalapeno
6 cloves garlic
a little red food coloring
1 inch chunk of fresh ginger
1 small onion, roughly chopped

Puree 1/2 the yogurt and the rest in a blender, add the rest of the yogurt. Use this as a marinade for 2 lbs of chicken breasts. Marinate overnight. Grill until chicken is done.